“It makes me so indignant, so resentful, when people cheapen my plagiarism by comparing it to the inhuman processing that AI does. It’s like calling a microwave a chef because it cooks food.
No, it’s not. It just heats things up.
I am the one who cooks.”
I spit my tea all over my desk reading “I am the one who cooks”.
One time my teacher accused me of using AI because he thought that my essay was nonsensical and full of useless tangents. I was outraged! This is my shitty essay!!! You think that an AI could ever be as shitty as me??? Fuck no!!! I’m sorry, but we cannot just give up mediocrity to AI. It’s the one of the only things we have left. Mediocrity , theft, arrogance. No AI could ever be this bad and saying so is insulting to the very meaning of being human.
Thank you for sharing your truth Luca - I couldn't agree more! AI can never steal my self-loathing from me. Know that I am the biggest supporter of your mediocrity and worthlessness because that's what makes you human ❤️
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Thank you Mirri!
“It makes me so indignant, so resentful, when people cheapen my plagiarism by comparing it to the inhuman processing that AI does. It’s like calling a microwave a chef because it cooks food.
No, it’s not. It just heats things up.
I am the one who cooks.”
I spit my tea all over my desk reading “I am the one who cooks”.
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
This essay resonates with me deeply.
One time my teacher accused me of using AI because he thought that my essay was nonsensical and full of useless tangents. I was outraged! This is my shitty essay!!! You think that an AI could ever be as shitty as me??? Fuck no!!! I’m sorry, but we cannot just give up mediocrity to AI. It’s the one of the only things we have left. Mediocrity , theft, arrogance. No AI could ever be this bad and saying so is insulting to the very meaning of being human.
Thank you for sharing your truth Luca - I couldn't agree more! AI can never steal my self-loathing from me. Know that I am the biggest supporter of your mediocrity and worthlessness because that's what makes you human ❤️
“And because it cannot suffer for its sins its sins are worthless” gives the same vibes as “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”